site update 5\2\2025

i founb out 2day that pee wee hernams has passed away. i will shake my PP one las time in his honor befur I leave this website forever. and leave it buried and dead just liek my idol PEWEE Hermans aka PAul Reubens. im sobbing into a watermelon. . my brother in christ has left us and now we most remain on this earthh alone without peen wee. Good by forever. be on the look out for my chuck palumbo fan websyte coming soon. ok by.

RIP PEE WEEN HERMAN 1992 - 2025

Sometimes i think about sticking a screw driver up my penis.

STITE UPDATE 12/16/23

He;;o everone, i an sorry for not being on the websote as much. ive been locked away from soceity and thinking about cummin on inatimate object too much, the other day i had a slice of piza and when my mom, wasnt looking i took the piza to my room and jacked off on it,. i did not eat the piza cause that would be gross but I jsut wanted to cum on it to make my PP feel good like pee wee ddid in that theater =. AGAIN I DINT NOT EAT THE PIZZA I JUST CAME ON IT.

but my mom found out and put me back in the hospital for 2 weeks, they gve me medicice at the hospital but i dont take it anymore and I jsut wanna come to my website and refuse what my mom or the hospital people tell me I just want to jack off on stuff like bears, coffe mug, chocolate, my couch, moms car, pizzas, a piece of bacon, a television, a flower, a money, receipt from walgreens that lists " BEER, ANIMAL CRACKERS, AND THERAFLU: which totals 14.56$ exactly.

im not yet cured of jacking off but i will be hopefully buy the summer time on. OK BYE FOR NOW

The devil is inside of all of you.

SITE UPDATE; 4/19/.2021:

hi. its been a long tim sincee i hav posted on my website. i wantt 2 give you all my followars an update on me, my mom has placed me in a hospital and i cant no longer be on the interrnet no more. but im here at the local library using compuer. I love you all and i have a confession to make to you and god and mr pee wee hemran.,...and that confession is that I HAVE MASTERBATED 78 times since i have made this page IM A FAILUER. god bye and i hope to see u again soon. i will be uodated page agin. OK BYE

WELCOME:::

I AM PEE WEE HEMRANS BIGGEST FAN

HI. Ive don a lot of things in lif but this is prabably the colest thing ive don so far. so whether it be travelin the world or being a man

, i have made a website that is for people to laugh at and perhaps mabe cum back and share link and laugh at good joks. eevery body is severly broken. and thru christ almighty we can lern to laff at MASTURBATION jokes again,. ihave not masturbated in 3 months since my accident which casues a fork lift to enter my brain.

my caretaker is a dead beat

Ive liek to laff and make jokes abot my favorite comiedeman pee wee harmon with out him or god i would be in the major dumps rite now. i wold be caught in a world of MASTURBATION an with christ i have no longer urge to touch myself

i would touch mysefl and cum 4 or 7 times a day.

Somtimes i scream at the TV

i could cums so much it makes my privates hurt the next day and I will go to werk and be sitting down all the time cause my wienr hurts so bad. i talk to my momm. SHE IS A PRUDE WHORE OF A WOMMON and she told me to go find jesus at the church and I did, and im cured of jacking off and now i will presnt to you the jokes of masturbating my idiol Pee Wee harmon. he is funny. you are the devil

OK and now here are the joks....

Why is Pee Wee Herman a bad farmer?
He's always trying to choke the chickens

Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?

All-State, the good-hands people..

What are Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams?

The Expos and the Yanks. '

Pee-Wee Herman is dead! Doctors suspect a massive stroke

Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?

It pulls its own string.

Why did Pee Wee decide to represent himself in court?

He figured he could probably get himself off.